Bubble Tummy

Oh boy, stomach flu again (at least that’s what M. and I thought). Last night my stomach was so bloated, it was hard and big just like a blown-up balloon almost bursting. My stomach was growling like crazy. It was so painful too, I could hard bend over. I felt like I am pregnant. I joked about asking the doctor, “Hey doc, can I get an ultrasound? I want to know whether it’s a boy or a girl!” At around four a.m., I woke up in pain. I felt like I have an infant alien inside my body ready to burst out. Oh, and I was farting non-stop until I could fall back to sleep.

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